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bloody hell, look what i woke to today mate
not bad eh fellas? dis is brittany a sheila i met at the bakery yestaday when i was buying a cheddarmite scroll, mm i culd go one of theses right now actuly
unfortunatly she passed out on me at 5am when me n robbo was playin milk crate socca out in da backyard. i gotta admit tho, i wasnt gona pass up on a game of milk crate socca. hell noone beats me at that game mate, tha boys asked me to captain there team but i said no cause i have all my comunity work to do, thats tha person i am, comunity first lesures come second. also if i dont help tha comunity then the police crack the shits cos they say i gotta help the comunity afta i shot tiny teds dog with me air rifle, they say if i dont then there gona send me strait to jail tha bastards. they did dis last time to when i streaked at tha golf game all those rich folks were at eh
no sense of humor tha bastards
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